GENUFLECT OR DIE! Now, finally, the lunatic novel game which received enthusiastic applause from … an incredibly small number of rabid Japanese fans … comes to invade the English-speaking world! This piece will have you going OMG, WTF, and OTL all at once — and as such it is entirely not appropriate for those under the age of 18 or those with delicate sensibilities. Consider: at different times, it features things like tentacle beast rape, kamikaze suicide attacks, and clubbing baby bears to death with crowbars. Proceed with utmost caution.

39 Responses to “OMGWTFOTL”

  1. Pervy Queen Sol says:

    What is life anymore? You know what? #FuckMyFuckingLyfe

  2. Luka says:

    Illias.. Guide me.

  3. Yaya says:

    What. The. Heck. Did. I. Just. See?

  4. Nikaido says:

    Yeap. best 7 minutes ever.

  5. Nikaido says:


  6. Aika says:

    Dammit you guy’s… I want to play now, guess I’ll commend my soul to Satan to guard it first before I click the start button

  7. Trainee says:

    You will not be the same after reading this. You will not be the same… Urgh, my head…

  8. uhhuh.. right.. says:

    ooohhhhh.. right…. yess.. ofcourse it is…

    advice for the wise one:
    dont try it, just dont.. im warnin’ya! ya click that link, noway ya cam back alive..
    (but dammit im soo curious so i click the godamn link, and now i knew it..)
    yeah whatever.. good game i guess, uhh-oh did i say?

  9. ble3eding says:

    my fever just came back….

  10. Daniel says:

    why did i just did

  11. izanagi11 says:

    I crack up every time i read these comments, and i downloaded it, but I’m afraid to read it now… 0_0

  12. Sa10 says:

    I remember someone ported this to the PSP using a specially developed engine for porting Visual Novels.
    I read it out loud to everyone at lunch a few years back in high school. Some were confused. Some were terrified. And yet the rest were laughing their asses off. Truly a legendary game, albeit shorter than most you will ever read.

  13. Kurzathan says:

    Evidently I’m not up to date on online/texting lingo. But what does OTL mean?

  14. OrigamiScraper says:

    This is a piece of shit game if you still the same after you played it you damn lucky

  15. Black Sword Slasher says:

    In all honesty, I think it’s a waste of time to play this crap. -_-

  16. Hansan says:


  17. fuckensickcunn1 says:

    what a screwed up game

  18. Khonr says:

    It’s like Adam Sandler funny.
    Funny in the sense that it’s fucking stupid as shit.

  19. Len says:

    I will play just because of peoples reactions as well… and because of the name itself, ofc. May haruhi save me

  20. moko says:

    these comments are making me play this, and god have mercy on my soul.

  21. DNottin says:

    I’m sorry……WHAT?!
    Ya know what, imma just- imma just go back to my animes.

  22. King Seeker says:

    Im so lost….so very lost

  23. GrlALF says:


  24. Lasers says:

    just… i dont even… what?

  25. jim says:

    that is me simply not knowing even a single word to comment about

  26. jim says:

    ……. ….. … –…. -……………………

  27. Maoh says:


  28. croPath says:

    lamest 10 second game ever

  29. MurasakiKami says:


  30. The Krypt Angel says:

    Uh…..yea…. Wow just wow lol reading that description damn near killed me thanks to the ice cube I was sucking on when I busted out laughing at the clubbing baby bears to death with crowbars…… I guess baby seals just weren’t satisfying enough victims anymore?

  31. Shadyren says:


  32. Eliitti says:

    What the heck is this?

    • The Blue One says:

      this is Odious Manly Genuflection With Terrible Fury: Only True Lamentation.

      I kid you not, that’s what the name means.

  33. Haz says:

    OMG, WTF, OTL.

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