GENUFLECT OR DIE! Now, finally, the lunatic novel game which received enthusiastic applause from … an incredibly small number of rabid Japanese fans … comes to invade the English-speaking world! This piece will have you going OMG, WTF, and OTL all at once — and as such it is entirely not appropriate for those under the age of 18 or those with delicate sensibilities. Consider: at different times, it features things like tentacle beast rape, kamikaze suicide attacks, and clubbing baby bears to death with crowbars. Proceed with utmost caution.

39 comments on “OMGWTFOTL

  1. Dammit you guy’s… I want to play now, guess I’ll commend my soul to Satan to guard it first before I click the start button

  2. ooohhhhh.. right…. yess.. ofcourse it is…

    advice for the wise one:
    dont try it, just dont.. im warnin’ya! ya click that link, noway ya cam back alive..
    (but dammit im soo curious so i click the godamn link, and now i knew it..)
    yeah whatever.. good game i guess, uhh-oh did i say?

  3. I remember someone ported this to the PSP using a specially developed engine for porting Visual Novels.
    I read it out loud to everyone at lunch a few years back in high school. Some were confused. Some were terrified. And yet the rest were laughing their asses off. Truly a legendary game, albeit shorter than most you will ever read.

  4. I will play just because of peoples reactions as well… and because of the name itself, ofc. May haruhi save me

  5. Uh…..yea…. Wow just wow lol reading that description damn near killed me thanks to the ice cube I was sucking on when I busted out laughing at the clubbing baby bears to death with crowbars…… I guess baby seals just weren’t satisfying enough victims anymore?

    1. this is Odious Manly Genuflection With Terrible Fury: Only True Lamentation.

      I kid you not, that’s what the name means.

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