Thinking he had died in a traffic accident, instead the protagonist is transported to an
otome game world. He tried to persuade the villainous Elizabeth to change her ways,
but her obstinacy makes him give up, and conquer her sexually instead. This new approach
to avert disaster seems to work, but next he has to deal with the true mastermind:
Elizabeth’s mother, Mirza.

9 comments on “Aristocunts

  1. A family walks into a talent agency. It’s a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, “We have a really amazing act. You should represent us.”

    The agent says, “Sorry, I don’t represent family acts. They’re a little too cute.”

    The mother says, “Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us.”

    The agent says, “OK. OK. I’ll take a look.”

    The show starts with my son and daughter playing with our dog. The dog is old and he`s missing all of his teeth, so the way we feed him is that he sucks off my son so long till my son cums and ejects his sperm into the dog`s mouth. The daughter is there to suck my son`s balls and his anus so that my son gets a little extra out of this feeding ritual as well. After the dog is fed, my daughter gets down on all fours and licks off the dog`s saliva as the dog fucks her asshole. My wife comes up, singing the collected hits of duo Platin. The second she sees the dynamic trio, she gets down on her knees and starts rubbing her old, wrinkled pussy. My daughter stops sucking his brother and moves over to her mom. She stands in front of her, pissing all over her mother`s face and naked breasts as my son fucks her in the ass. The dog is running around, licking the urine that drips all around and as my son`s cums in his sister`s ass, he crawls underneath them and licks the dripping anus. My wife is now standing up and is dildo fucking her daughter from behind, as my son is fucking my wife in the ass. The dog is humping my son and they all move by the tune of “Mary had a little lamb“. Suddenly my son stops and grabs my mother by the throat, starting to choke her. She turns purple, then blue as her veins burst and her eyes pop out of their sockets. The daughter shrieks and runs away, only to be caught by me. I recently had a tetanus shot and something went wrong since my dick is bloated like a balloon. I grab her, throw her in the air and virtually run her through with my cock. At the end of it, there`s her uterus with a little fetus as she was two months pregnant. I walk over to my wife, still with my bleeding daughter hanging on my cock and she takes her off, eating the fetus. My son licks the blood off and my dog finishes what is left of the uterus. We are all very tired and the last thing I manage to say is “So, I see you all got your lunch. I think I`ll have a burger!” I walk over to the fridge, grab a burger, while my son is feeding off her sister`s carcass and my wife is finishing the uterus, pop a beer on my way and sit down to watch a football game. After the game is over and my daughter finally dies with her stomach penetrated and blood gushing all over the stage, the rest of the family gets up, takes a bow, kicks the dog in the ass, making it topple off the stage and into the band pit, takes another bow and gets off the stage, dragging the body of my daughter behind them, leaving a bloody trail. We all come back one last time to take our last bow.

    For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, “That’s a hell of an act. What do you call it?”

    And the father says, “The Aristocunts!”

  2. Listen, I dont know if you guys are the actual translators of these eroges. But can I make a request? If you are the translators, can you translate “Aniki Yomesan nara….”. The link is Thank you guys for existing. Again, thank you.

  3. Does anyone know how long this is?
    VNDb doesn’t say, but given how small the file is, I’m guessing it isn’t too big…

    1. It’s like an hour, tops. If you’ve played one of the games from this company before; magical milfs, harem guild etc; then you’ve already played this one.

  4. This game is available on Steam in English, if you want to support it. This page doesn’t have a link to it yet.

  5. Hmmm, I don’t really like this kind of nukiges, aka: cow breasts, piercings… BUT, isekai. As a trash myself, I will play it.

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