The main heroine is such a cutie, and the villainess is super hot! It must be easy being the lead in a game where beautiful ladies fight over you… This time that pretty boy prince is going to have his work cut out for him, when you, the protagonist of this story, are reborn in the game world. With all your knowledge of the plot, this replay is going to be a breeze!
How do you put a stop to Rosa’s scheme to steal the prince for herself? By fucking her of course! Then the two of you can put your twisted little heads together to find a way to convince pure sweet little Monica that the prince isn’t really worth it, when she can be riding on your magnificent resurrected erection! With your balls deep in the pussies of the political powerhouses of this virtual world, you’re set up for a quick trip to easy street! You’re king of the world baby!
First of all WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? Why would you write this, dear goodness?
Bro, you are sick. Get help!
If you actually took your time to think about this, type it down and post it you need help, help!
FUCK NOW IM SCARED OF TALENT SHOWS!
very entertaining description
Its definitely not as bad as the 1st Aristocunts which awful writing just kept me from engaging with it entirely. As least the isekai aspect has some fleshed out parts unlike the 1st and overall I would rate it average for a Miel title.
A family walks into a talent agency. It’s a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, “We have a really amazing act. You should represent us.”
The agent says, “Sorry, I don’t represent family acts. They’re a little too cute.”
The mother says, “Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us.”
The agent says, “OK. OK. I’ll take a look.”
The show starts with my son and daughter playing with our dog. The dog is old and he`s missing all of his teeth, so the way we feed him is that he sucks off my son so long till my son cums and ejects his sperm into the dog`s mouth. The daughter is there to suck my son`s balls and his anus so that my son gets a little extra out of this feeding ritual as well. After the dog is fed, my daughter gets down on all fours and licks off the dog`s saliva as the dog fucks her asshole. My wife comes up, singing the collected hits of duo Platin. The second she sees the dynamic trio, she gets down on her knees and starts rubbing her old, wrinkled pussy. My daughter stops sucking his brother and moves over to her mom. She stands in front of her, pissing all over her mother`s face and naked breasts as my son fucks her in the ass. The dog is running around, licking the urine that drips all around and as my son`s cums in his sister`s ass, he crawls underneath them and licks the dripping anus. My wife is now standing up and is dildo fucking her daughter from behind, as my son is fucking my wife in the ass. The dog is humping my son and they all move by the tune of “Mary had a little lamb“. Suddenly my son stops and grabs my mother by the throat, starting to choke her. She turns purple, then blue as her veins burst and her eyes pop out of their sockets. The daughter shrieks and runs away, only to be caught by me. I recently had a tetanus shot and something went wrong since my dick is bloated like a balloon. I grab her, throw her in the air and virtually run her through with my cock. At the end of it, there`s her uterus with a little fetus as she was two months pregnant. I walk over to my wife, still with my bleeding daughter hanging on my cock and she takes her off, eating the fetus. My son licks the blood off and my dog finishes what is left of the uterus. We are all very tired and the last thing I manage to say is “So, I see you all got your lunch. I think I`ll have a burger!” I walk over to the fridge, grab a burger, while my son is feeding off her sister`s carcass and my wife is finishing the uterus, pop a beer on my way and sit down to watch a football game. After the game is over and my daughter finally dies with her stomach penetrated and blood gushing all over the stage, the rest of the family gets up, takes a bow, kicks the dog in the ass, making it topple off the stage and into the band pit, takes another bow and gets off the stage, dragging the body of my daughter behind them, leaving a bloody trail. We all come back one last time to take our last bow.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, “That’s a hell of an act. What do you call it?”
And the father says, “The Aristocunts 2 Re:ERECTION!”
First of all WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? Why would you write this, dear goodness?
Bro, you are sick. Get help!
If you actually took your time to think about this, type it down and post it you need help, help!
FUCK NOW IM SCARED OF TALENT SHOWS!
Admin, Glad to see you back, and this gem of game.