GENUFLECT OR DIE! Now, finally, the lunatic novel game which received enthusiastic applause from … an incredibly small number of rabid Japanese fans … comes to invade the English-speaking world! This piece will have you going OMG, WTF, and OTL all at once — and as such it is entirely not appropriate for those under the age of 18 or those with delicate sensibilities. Consider: at different times, it features things like tentacle beast rape, kamikaze suicide attacks, and clubbing baby bears to death with crowbars. Proceed with utmost caution.
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What is life anymore? You know what? #FuckMyFuckingLyfe
Illias.. Guide me.
What. The. Heck. Did. I. Just. See?
Yeap. best 7 minutes ever.
Definitly+gooing+to+play+this.+It’s+almost+1+in+the+morning+IT”S+TIME!+I+hope+this+game+is+fucked+up.
Dammit you guy’s… I want to play now, guess I’ll commend my soul to Satan to guard it first before I click the start button
You will not be the same after reading this. You will not be the same… Urgh, my head…
ooohhhhh.. right…. yess.. ofcourse it is…
advice for the wise one:
dont try it, just dont.. im warnin’ya! ya click that link, noway ya cam back alive..
(but dammit im soo curious so i click the godamn link, and now i knew it..)
yeah whatever.. good game i guess, uhh-oh did i say?
my fever just came back….
why did i just did
I crack up every time i read these comments, and i downloaded it, but I’m afraid to read it now… 0_0
I remember someone ported this to the PSP using a specially developed engine for porting Visual Novels.
I read it out loud to everyone at lunch a few years back in high school. Some were confused. Some were terrified. And yet the rest were laughing their asses off. Truly a legendary game, albeit shorter than most you will ever read.
Evidently I’m not up to date on online/texting lingo. But what does OTL mean?
Consider the “O” as the head
the “T” as the torso and arms
and the “L” as the legs.
This is a piece of shit game if you still the same after you played it you damn lucky
In all honesty, I think it’s a waste of time to play this crap. -_-
MISNOMER: IF YOU GENUFLECT YOU DIE. NEVER, EVER, GENUFLECT.
what a screwed up game
It’s like Adam Sandler funny.
Funny in the sense that it’s fucking stupid as shit.
That have me a chuckle. Good on you, sir/ma’am.
I will play just because of peoples reactions as well… and because of the name itself, ofc. May haruhi save me
these comments are making me play this, and god have mercy on my soul.
amen
I’m sorry……WHAT?!
I…WHAT?!?!?!
Ya know what, imma just- imma just go back to my animes.
Im so lost….so very lost
WTF! DID I JUST PLAY!!!
just… i dont even… what?
dafuq…..
that is me simply not knowing even a single word to comment about
I thought is was morse code for a second, heh.
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*genuflects*
lamest 10 second game ever
Best…
Five…
Minutes…
Ever…!
Uh…..yea…. Wow just wow lol reading that description damn near killed me thanks to the ice cube I was sucking on when I busted out laughing at the clubbing baby bears to death with crowbars…… I guess baby seals just weren’t satisfying enough victims anymore?
Dafuq.
What the heck is this?
this is Odious Manly Genuflection With Terrible Fury: Only True Lamentation.
I kid you not, that’s what the name means.
OMG, WTF, OTL.