My name is Ethan. Ethan Bond. I’m an agent of the secret intelligence group, FAPPS - the Federal Agency of Pussy Protective Services.
What is FAPPS you ask? Forgive me for shooting off. It’s rather larger than can fit in your hands, but I’ll give you what you can handle. Bartender, shake out a few drops of milk for my friend here.
You see, FAPPS is involved in the research and investigation of sex crimes involving the babymaking place. We safeguard the state of the uterine. Within the pink moistened folds of the intelligence community, I am in fact something of a cumshot. Hotshot! I penetrate with 100 success. They call me the “creampie spy.”
Bollocks, you say? Oh yes, they’re emptied daily into beautiful women. I commit intercourse at my discretion, with a bona fide intravaginal permit - any womb, any time. It’s a License to Spill.
- You are Ethan Bond, Creampie Spy! The fruits of internal secrecy are yours to protect!
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