GENUFLECT OR DIE! Now, finally, the lunatic novel game which received enthusiastic applause from … an incredibly small number of rabid Japanese fans … comes to invade the English-speaking world! This piece will have you going OMG, WTF, and OTL all at once – and as such it is entirely not appropriate for those under the age of 18 or those with delicate sensibilities. Consider: at different times, it features things like tentacle beast rape, kamikaze suicide attacks, and clubbing baby bears to death with crowbars. Proceed with utmost caution.
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I kid you not, that's what the name means.
Five...
Minutes...
Ever...!
I...WHAT?!?!?!
Ya know what, imma just- imma just go back to my animes.
Funny in the sense that it's fucking stupid as shit.
the "T" as the torso and arms
and the "L" as the legs.
I read it out loud to everyone at lunch a few years back in high school. Some were confused. Some were terrified. And yet the rest were laughing their asses off. Truly a legendary game, albeit shorter than most you will ever read.
advice for the wise one:
dont try it, just dont.. im warnin'ya! ya click that link, noway ya cam back alive..
(but dammit im soo curious so i click the godamn link, and now i knew it..)
yeah whatever.. good game i guess, uhh-oh did i say?